All Star Very Funny Quotes

Opportunities? They are all around usâ?¦there is power lying latent everywhere waiting for the observant eye to discover it.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing"